Staff confirm he whispered 'solar panels… mmm… very good' for 40 minutes straight
WASHINGTON — In what congressional historians are calling 'a defining moment of our time,' Sen. Bob Flanagan was photographed in a deep slumber during Tuesday's landmark climate vote, only to claim he had been engaged in 'deep policy meditation.' His snoring, audible on C-SPAN, was described by his press secretary as 'the sound of democracy at work.'
WASHINGTON — In what congressional historians are calling 'a defining moment of our time,' Sen. Bob Flanagan was photographed in a deep slumber during Tuesday's landmark climate vote, only to claim he had been engaged in 'deep policy meditation.' His snoring, audible on C-SPAN, was described by his press secretary as 'the sound of democracy at work.'
WASHINGTON — In what congressional historians are calling 'a defining moment of our time,' Sen. Bob Flanagan was photographed in a deep slumber during Tuesday's landmark climate vote, only to claim he had been engaged in 'deep policy meditation.' His snoring, audible on C-SPAN, was described by his press secretary as 'the sound of democracy at work.'
WASHINGTON — In what congressional historians are calling 'a defining moment of our time,' Sen. Bob Flanagan was photographed in a deep slumber during Tuesday's landmark climate vote, only to claim he had been engaged in 'deep policy meditation.' His snoring, audible on C-SPAN, was described by his press secretary as 'the sound of democracy at work.'
WASHINGTON — In what congressional historians are calling 'a defining moment of our time,' Sen. Bob Flanagan was photographed in a deep slumber during Tuesday's landmark climate vote, only to claim he had been engaged in 'deep policy meditation.' His snoring, audible on C-SPAN, was described by his press secretary as 'the sound of democracy at work.'
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