Man Finishes All of Netflix in 4 Months, Now Stares at Wall With Eerie Serenity
Having consumed all content, Derek has entered what therapists call 'the void'
CLEVELAND — Area man Derek Phelps, 34, has reportedly 'run out of Netflix' after a 4-month binge, and now sits quietly staring at a blank wall with what his roommate describes as 'deep, unsettling serenity.'
CLEVELAND — Area man Derek Phelps, 34, has reportedly 'run out of Netflix' after a 4-month binge, and now sits quietly staring at a blank wall with what his roommate describes as 'deep, unsettling serenity.'
CLEVELAND — Area man Derek Phelps, 34, has reportedly 'run out of Netflix' after a 4-month binge, and now sits quietly staring at a blank wall with what his roommate describes as 'deep, unsettling serenity.'
CLEVELAND — Area man Derek Phelps, 34, has reportedly 'run out of Netflix' after a 4-month binge, and now sits quietly staring at a blank wall with what his roommate describes as 'deep, unsettling serenity.'
CLEVELAND — Area man Derek Phelps, 34, has reportedly 'run out of Netflix' after a 4-month binge, and now sits quietly staring at a blank wall with what his roommate describes as 'deep, unsettling serenity.'
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